My greatest source of inspiration is always the real world, because reality is more bizarre than any thought that flutters through my head.
I swear I'm not making any of this up:
This lion headed fish sort of layed face down the entire time I was at my great aunt's house (which was, oh, about 5 hours). Yes, it was alive; I saw it swim around for a bit before embedding its face in the marbles again. Can fish be narcoleptic?
The fish in that tank were hugenormeous (about the size of my fist) but this guy was bigger than everyone else. You know how most fish swim by wiggling its tail? This guy is such a fat mess that he has to squirm his entire body to move foward, not that it moved much at all
Also, Happy Year of the Ox, everyone! I think I gained 5 lbs from all the food I've eaten today... oof!